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bro_codebreaker) wrote2009-02-22 09:48 pm
bro_codebreaker) wrote2009-02-22 09:48 pm
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but baby, you didn't know me when
Hey, guys! Here, keep me sane while the space zombies are showing up ...
1) Go here to generate 10 random numbers between 1 and 100.
2) Then I will answer the corresponding questions from here.
EDIT: In the case of doubles, I'll bump the number up or down by one so that you get a different answer. :D ... OR more than one, LOL.
For my own reference, here's what I've got left to answer: 4, 6-10, 12, 18-19, 44, 47, 51-52, 55-57, 60, 63, 65-69 (heh, 69), 74, 79-80, 85, 88, 96-97. Damn, you people are crazy. :D
1) Go here to generate 10 random numbers between 1 and 100.
2) Then I will answer the corresponding questions from here.
EDIT: In the case of doubles, I'll bump the number up or down by one so that you get a different answer. :D ... OR more than one, LOL.
For my own reference, here's what I've got left to answer: 4, 6-10, 12, 18-19, 44, 47, 51-52, 55-57, 60, 63, 65-69 (heh, 69), 74, 79-80, 85, 88, 96-97. Damn, you people are crazy. :D
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*is curious, and will return the favor if asked!*
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Sitting in my grandmother's cat carrier. One of my cousins was chasing after me with some sort of annoying noisy toy thing, and it was the best place I could think of to hide. I think I was two. My mom's still amazed I can remember it.
17. How much schooling have you had?
Are we talking about the school of hard knocks, the school of loooooove, or the school of rock? ... Okay, no, seriously, I went to NYU for four years, liberal arts. ... Where I got my degree in - wait for iiiit - AWESOMENESS.
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAA. Please.
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
I was bitten by a radioactive genetic experimental being designed to be the evolutionary pinnacle of AWESOMENESS. .... Jay-kay. Seriously? Hahah. Um. ... Well. .... My girlfriend got stolen from me by some slimy rich jerk in a suit and I decided that I could only be successful and get what I wanted if I was like that. Only less slimy, and more awesome. ... true story. Tell everyone I took lessons from Sinatra instead, ok? Good wingwoman.
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
Uh, honestly? Me. I live by my own example. Because I'm just that good. Also, Sinatra. And Fonzie.
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Either laying down the definitive Bro Code, or assembling the Awesomeness Committee. It's a tough call.
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Kill or harm someone else in cold bloodCockblocking. Totally.82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
My plans are always spontaneously legendary.
86. What is your greatest weakness?
Black leather and heels. Especially on tall girls. Rrrrow.
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Fast and pretty.
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13. What do you have in your pocketses?
A PowerBar wrapper, a few Caisos, a beer cap, and ... a receipt from something that must've gone through the wash.
15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Rural. Very rural. Upstate New York is like that, you know. And, uh. ... Mom had a lot of boyfriends. A LOT. So that was interesting. After a while I stopped trying to remember their names.
21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
Most of the time, it was just me and Mom and James. Mom was ... well, she was my mom, you know? Can't live with parents, can't live without em. James was freakin' awesome. We were practically BFFs. I can't believe Mom was surprised when he came out - I saw it coming a mile away.
23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
Running, jumping, climbing trees. No, really. Rural upstate New York, remember? ... Piano lessons were pretty cool, too, actually. But mostly the climbing of the trees and the tromping around sticking frogs in my pockets. That sorta crap.
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
I had to do community service for indecent exposure and disturbing the peace, one Thanksgiving.[whistles innocently]49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
Hahaha! Me, hide myself? That's RIDICULOUS!
I used to be a hippie. BIG TIME. And I hate being alone. You'd never know, right? Because I'm AWESOME.61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
My family growing up was a little too weird for me to even want to try one of my own. Besides. No marrying until you're 30!! ... I've still got two years ...
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
Triela used to be a bodyguard. She said she'd be mine, now. So I'm gonna go with .... wait for it .... HER. The Duke, Morrolan? He's a pretty cool guy, too, though.
70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
Karaoke, laser tag, and bar-hopping! ... I used to gamble a lot, too, but ... we don't talk about that ...
89. Are you generally organized or messy?
Organized, very organized. My porn collection is alphabetical by title and sub-categorized by genre, even. It's backlit, too. Sort of a thing of beauty, really...
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Red Hook, NY. November 11, 1977.
5. Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
I live in a crazy magic castle with a bunch of people who are also possibly magic or crazy, depending. And right now it's full of stuff that may or may not be there. So basically I'm living in the locale spawn of Wonderland and Hell.
20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
When I was a kid, I thought Captain Kangaroo was the shit. :D And Mr. Wizard. ... And that guy with the white-guy fro that painted the happy little trees.
23.24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?Oh, I got into everything. And I was always talking to people, even if I had no clue who they were. Always.
3435. When was the time you were the most frightened?About five minutes ago?I'd have to think about that one...38. What is your best memory?
Giving the best man speech at my half-brother's wedding was pretty sweet. Too bad there weren't any bridesmaids ... just groomsmen. I would've been SO HOT. ....well. I kinda was. I turned a lotta guys down after that one. It was weird. But a good time anyway. ... And people wonder why I can dance so well. ;)
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
I'm the self-appointed chair of the Awesomeness Committee, what do you think? ;D
76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
Mostly, I drink - beer and scotch or bourbon, usually, but I'll drink whatever. :) Occasionally, I smoke cigars, but I'm picky about them.
78. What makes you laugh?
Stupid YouTube videos, Will Farrell movies, oldschool Saturday Night Live, and Weird Al Yankovic, to name a few.
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons...)
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of AWESOMENESS. ... Also known as, "uh, I just sorta ended up here, so I'm gonna do what I gotta do". Getting a few chicks in the process wouldn't hurt, though.
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2.1. What is your full name?Barney Michael Stinson. Ouch, I know.
29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Ending up here was pretty important, so far. ... So was the first time I got dumped. Kinda put things in perspective. You know how it is...
32. What is your greatest regret?
Regret? HA! Barney Stinson does not know the meaning of regret!
Probably shouldn't have started stripping in the middle of Robin's apartment, that one time. Baaaad idea.42. What are your religious views?
Eh. There's something out there, but honestly, most of the time I'm too busy to try and figure out what it is.
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
Money, chicks, good times, and suits!
And mostly not being alone.49.50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?Nope. It's pretty hard to be biased or prejudiced when you live in New York... you run into too many people. And besides, that sort of stuff is just not gr---er, awesome.
59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
Availability, of the hot female persuasion.
70.71. What is your most treasured possession?At the moment? I dunno. Maybe my watch, since it's from home. At home, I had this awesome life-sized Stormtrooper suit in my living room. It was beyond sweet.
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Used to spend it at McLaren's bar, hanging out with my bros. I'm thinking once the crazy is over, Saturdays will be Awesomeness Committee night, though. We'll see!
92.93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?I haven't quite decided. I'll have to get back to you on that one... right now it's probably "make it last longer than the next few days".... >_
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Triela's is here (http://killcondition.livejournal.com/1405.html) Yay for character development!
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15.26. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?If I'm working, I have to have music playing, or I can't concentrate. Silence drives me nuts. Worse than noises that aren't there.
38.39. 39. What is your worst memory?The answer to this is probably going to change in a few days. ... So .... yeah.
53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
I tend to treat everyone the same at first, and then it changes as I get to know them, depending on whether they're awesome, or a jerk.
71.72. What is your favorite color?Blue! No! Yell-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhh....Dark purple.76.75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?80s hair rock. Comedies. However, best movie of all time? Top Gun. Totally.
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Please! What's there to change?
I wish I were braver.91. Do you like yourself?
'Course I do. Who wouldn't like me? I went through a lot to get to the awesome me I am today.
93.94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?.... 33. [shudders] Yikes.
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
"That guy's awesome!"
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According to some random dude on the journals, I sound like some guy named Billy. Whatever that means.
13.14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?I only smoke cigars if I'm in a club or a bar, never in my room, or anything like that. If I feel I deserve a high five, I WILL NOT lower my hand until I get it. WILL NOT.
24.25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?I had enough friends to be happy. I wasn't as crazy mad popular as I am now, though. I was from Upstate NY, though, so most of my friends were like me, y'know? Bored.
29.holy crap giant skip to: 33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?HA! Figures YOU'd end up being the one to ask me this one, Crowley. ... Uhhh. ... You know? Lily's told me a lot of stuff I've done was evil, but I've just never felt the vibe. So as far as my conscience is concerned? Ha! I haven't done anything evil. But trust me. If I think of something, you will be THE first to know, dude.
43. What are your political views?
Psssh. Economy good, war bad? I dunno. Whatever?
I'm a Democrat. Don't tell anyone at the office or I might lose serious corporate bloodsucker cred.59.58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.Love's for suckers and people who feel like throwing themselves into that hopeless pit with the sign over it that says "Marriage".
First there was Shannon. We fell in love in college... we were going to spend our lives together. Help people. See the world. ... The day we were supposed to leave, she dumped me for some other guy. ... And then ... maybe ... I don't know. ... Maybe there was Robin...? ... I guess that doesn't matter now, though.73. What is your favorite food?
The humble bacon cheeseburger. Preferably with fries. And a chocolate shake.
82.81. How do you deal with stress?Heh! I don't get stress, I get controlled bursts of awesomeness.
That is to say, large amounts of DENIAL. What. It's perfectly healthy!!!84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
Back home in New York? Uhhh. Wake up, eject one-night stand, put pants on, watch the Today show, take shower, suit up, go to work. Work, come home, change tie. And then, a variation consisting of one of the following: A. Go to McLaren's, meet the crew, drink brews/booze, meet hot chick, drag her home, hook up, fall asleep. B. Go play laser tag, wrap up with a few hours at the gentlemen's club in Manhattan, wind down just in time for a drink at McLaren's with the crew, drink brews/booze, meet hot chick, drag her home, hook up, fall asleep.
C. Either of the aforementioned, failure to hook up with hot chick, go home, sit around in boxer shorts watching late night infomercials, fall asleep, lie like a cheap rug about it in the morning and falsify presence of hot chick.If it gets disrupted? Eh. Unless it's something really uncool (evil monster thingies from space, I am looking at YOU), I just roll with it and make awesomeness happen.
99.100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice...)((Barney Stinson, this is your mun speaking. Suck it up and just admit that you miss Robin, and that not remembering Ted really bothers you, and that YOU NEED PEOPLE AROUND. It is not the end of the world if you just tell one damn person that you're lonely. OK? OK. Good god.))
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Molly's here (http://humanmapquest.livejournal.com/8595.html?mode=reply)!
(mun apologizes for the wait...)
2.3. Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)My mother, Loretta Stinson, is ... well, sort of a free spirit. I think she was a roadie for a while? I honestly was never really sure what the heck she did, growing up. As for my father, I'm not 100% sure on that one either, but I've got a rather sound theory that he used to be the host of The Price Is Right. Yeah, you heard me. Bob Barker.
22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Awesome. And hey! Look, ma! :D (Actually, I think I wanted to be an astronaut. And an ice cream guy. And a stage magician. And the Maytag guy. And for a little while I wore ties around the house and was convinced I was gonna be the world's youngest doctor. Pfff, what the hell was I thinking? That sorta stuff never happens.
26.maaaasssive skip to 36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?I, uh. Well, I broke my hip, once. I'll tell you how when you're older, ok?
31.another huge skip to 37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?Maybe I would've gone to Nicaragua without Shannon, instead of going back to try and get her?... I'm not sure. Oh, wait. No, I got it. ... I never would've ordered that chartreuse power tie. THAT was a big mistake.33.yet another skip - wow, all the way to 41. What is your greatest fear?Being alone. Massive public humiliation.Okay so that's a close second.45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
Apparently I can kill if it's a giant monster thing coming in the air vents trying to eat my friends and I. ... I'm just not a good shot, is all.
And I never want to have to do it again.54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Me, of course. It's MY life, after all, isn't it?
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
Everybody! C'mon!
Right?83. What are your pet peeves?
Untucked dress shirts. Classic movies, or worse, rock ballads edited for time on the mainstream media (one station cut off the end of Free Bird once, WHAT IS THAT?). Lame infomercials. The decided lack of M in MTV these days. That sort of thing.
91.90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.Good Thing 1: Picking Up Girls
Good Thing 2: Playing The Piano
Good Thing 3: Making Things Awesome
Bad Thing 1: Cooking
Bad Thing 2: Shooting That Isn't Laser Tag
Bad Thing 3: Keeping My Mouth Shut