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[bro_codebreaker]

Hey, guys! Here, keep me sane while the space zombies are showing up ...

1) Go here to generate 10 random numbers between 1 and 100.
2) Then I will answer the corresponding questions from here.

EDIT: In the case of doubles, I'll bump the number up or down by one so that you get a different answer. :D ... OR more than one, LOL.

For my own reference, here's what I've got left to answer: 4, 6-10, 12, 18-19, 44, 47, 51-52, 55-57, 60, 63, 65-69 (heh, 69), 74, 79-80, 85, 88, 96-97. Damn, you people are crazy. :D

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99 11 84 24 73

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11. What does your voice sound like?
According to some random dude on the journals, I sound like some guy named Billy. Whatever that means.

13. 14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
I only smoke cigars if I'm in a club or a bar, never in my room, or anything like that. If I feel I deserve a high five, I WILL NOT lower my hand until I get it. WILL NOT.

24. 25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
I had enough friends to be happy. I wasn't as crazy mad popular as I am now, though. I was from Upstate NY, though, so most of my friends were like me, y'know? Bored.

29. holy crap giant skip to: 33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
HA! Figures YOU'd end up being the one to ask me this one, Crowley. ... Uhhh. ... You know? Lily's told me a lot of stuff I've done was evil, but I've just never felt the vibe. So as far as my conscience is concerned? Ha! I haven't done anything evil. But trust me. If I think of something, you will be THE first to know, dude.

43. What are your political views?
Psssh. Economy good, war bad? I dunno. Whatever? I'm a Democrat. Don't tell anyone at the office or I might lose serious corporate bloodsucker cred.

59. 58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Love's for suckers and people who feel like throwing themselves into that hopeless pit with the sign over it that says "Marriage". First there was Shannon. We fell in love in college... we were going to spend our lives together. Help people. See the world. ... The day we were supposed to leave, she dumped me for some other guy. ... And then ... maybe ... I don't know. ... Maybe there was Robin...? ... I guess that doesn't matter now, though.

73. What is your favorite food?
The humble bacon cheeseburger. Preferably with fries. And a chocolate shake.

82. 81. How do you deal with stress?
Heh! I don't get stress, I get controlled bursts of awesomeness. That is to say, large amounts of DENIAL. What. It's perfectly healthy!!!

84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
Back home in New York? Uhhh. Wake up, eject one-night stand, put pants on, watch the Today show, take shower, suit up, go to work. Work, come home, change tie. And then, a variation consisting of one of the following: A. Go to McLaren's, meet the crew, drink brews/booze, meet hot chick, drag her home, hook up, fall asleep. B. Go play laser tag, wrap up with a few hours at the gentlemen's club in Manhattan, wind down just in time for a drink at McLaren's with the crew, drink brews/booze, meet hot chick, drag her home, hook up, fall asleep. C. Either of the aforementioned, failure to hook up with hot chick, go home, sit around in boxer shorts watching late night infomercials, fall asleep, lie like a cheap rug about it in the morning and falsify presence of hot chick.
If it gets disrupted? Eh. Unless it's something really uncool (evil monster thingies from space, I am looking at YOU), I just roll with it and make awesomeness happen.

99. 100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice...)
((Barney Stinson, this is your mun speaking. Suck it up and just admit that you miss Robin, and that not remembering Ted really bothers you, and that YOU NEED PEOPLE AROUND. It is not the end of the world if you just tell one damn person that you're lonely. OK? OK. Good god.))