16. What is your earliest memory? Sitting in my grandmother's cat carrier. One of my cousins was chasing after me with some sort of annoying noisy toy thing, and it was the best place I could think of to hide. I think I was two. My mom's still amazed I can remember it.
17. How much schooling have you had? Are we talking about the school of hard knocks, the school of loooooove, or the school of rock? ... Okay, no, seriously, I went to NYU for four years, liberal arts. ... Where I got my degree in - wait for iiiit - AWESOMENESS.
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAA. Please.
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today. I was bitten by a radioactive genetic experimental being designed to be the evolutionary pinnacle of AWESOMENESS. .... Jay-kay. Seriously? Hahah. Um. ... Well. .... My girlfriend got stolen from me by some slimy rich jerk in a suit and I decided that I could only be successful and get what I wanted if I was like that. Only less slimy, and more awesome. ... true story. Tell everyone I took lessons from Sinatra instead, ok? Good wingwoman.
30. Who has had the most influence on you? Uh, honestly? Me. I live by my own example. Because I'm just that good. Also, Sinatra. And Fonzie.
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement? Either laying down the definitive Bro Code, or assembling the Awesomeness Committee. It's a tough call.
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do? Kill or harm someone else in cold blood Cockblocking. Totally.
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan? My plans are always spontaneously legendary.
86. What is your greatest weakness? Black leather and heels. Especially on tall girls. Rrrrow.
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die? Fast and pretty. And not alone.
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Sitting in my grandmother's cat carrier. One of my cousins was chasing after me with some sort of annoying noisy toy thing, and it was the best place I could think of to hide. I think I was two. My mom's still amazed I can remember it.
17. How much schooling have you had?
Are we talking about the school of hard knocks, the school of loooooove, or the school of rock? ... Okay, no, seriously, I went to NYU for four years, liberal arts. ... Where I got my degree in - wait for iiiit - AWESOMENESS.
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAA. Please.
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
I was bitten by a radioactive genetic experimental being designed to be the evolutionary pinnacle of AWESOMENESS. .... Jay-kay. Seriously? Hahah. Um. ... Well. .... My girlfriend got stolen from me by some slimy rich jerk in a suit and I decided that I could only be successful and get what I wanted if I was like that. Only less slimy, and more awesome. ... true story. Tell everyone I took lessons from Sinatra instead, ok? Good wingwoman.
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
Uh, honestly? Me. I live by my own example. Because I'm just that good. Also, Sinatra. And Fonzie.
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Either laying down the definitive Bro Code, or assembling the Awesomeness Committee. It's a tough call.
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Kill or harm someone else in cold bloodCockblocking. Totally.82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
My plans are always spontaneously legendary.
86. What is your greatest weakness?
Black leather and heels. Especially on tall girls. Rrrrow.
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Fast and pretty.
And not alone.